She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn’t notice.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.Īfter a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” Next morn buy it back for to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back. My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too.ĭon’t spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said “Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree….Plz try later.” I’m playing cards and I’m missing the joker!! The stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo! The most important: These 3 men should never meet each other! It?s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack.
Santa: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.ĭoctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.ĮK Gadhe ne sardar to laat mari,sardar usk peeche bhaga,tabhi raste mai use ek ZEBRA Mil gaya,sardar ne use laat mari aur bola Saale “Night dress pahan kar ullu banata phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection, a picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur friend is a form of… Good Taste! Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?īanta puts his head out says Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!! “Thank u God 4 dis amazingly dashing sender. “What does your daddy do?”"He’s a lawyer,” Tommy answers.”Honest?” says Billy.”No, just the regular kind.”īefore facing a new day, bow ur head & say dis prayer: Having just moved to a new home, a young boy meets the boy next door.”Hi, my name is Billy,” he says, “what’s yours?”"Tommy,” replied the other.”My daddy’s an accountant,” says Billy.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.”I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said as he walked up to her, “but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.”Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.Women are so much smarter than men! When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Isliye zara chirkuto ka sms hata k rkhna. you are trying to reach is curently switchd off. Ronde haan asin hun yaad karke tuhanu chandni rattan che.īus ine nal hi sar jau ya 2-3 gappan hor mar deya. Saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,Ĭhhad ke Chale gayi Rajni Tu sannu aise halattan che,
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